"I WANT SOMETHING EXCITING!!!! AWESOME! SPECTACULAR!! MAGNIFICENT!!! U-P-D-A-T-E!!!!!!"
Suddenly AJ turned... startled by a sound. He bearly clicked "send" on his second message demanding an update from the lovely Mary Beth.
SWUSH!
AJ slowly looked back at his screen.. his ears alert to the sounds around him... preparing for whatever was about to come next.
Slowly and carefully, he made his way out of the chair.
"I'VE GOT YOU NOW!" He shreaked as he pounced on what looked like a person under a blanket laying on the floor.
Suddenly the sound of machineguns blasted through the room... only it was under him! He had been laying on the floor punching and pounding and kicking the object under the blanket... but then he pulled back the blanket realizing that it was not a person he was ontop of.
"Packing bubbles?!?!?!?" He screached, "why does this keep happening to me?!?!"
This was the 14th time that day that he was fooled by somebody into thinking he was under attack. It was the flour over the door... then a tape recording of someone sharpening knives and muttering, "soon... soon we'll get AJ back" That morning even, he was attacked in bed!!!! Someone had a large dog jumped on him, while a buckets of water was thrown all over him and his bed while someone else turned on a really bright light so he couldn't see who'd done it. (and yes, they did make it out before he could find them) The rest of the day little traps had been set up. Which he kept falling for.
"I can't believe it! This is crazy! I'm a better prankster than this. I can not believe my instincts are failing me!"
He went back to his desk muttering in disgust, when suddenly his computer locked down... nothing worked. Then a message screen popped up. His computer typed him a message saying how it was rebelling against him now because of all the abuse its received, how little it was appreciated and basically also because AJ's BO was making it nosious.
"Blast it! Even the stupid commonwealth of computers is out to get me!"
"AJ" a voice hollared. "You need to do your chores! Plus Jon is out sick so you've got to do his as well."
AJ knew better than to speak up against the person speaking. Or else he'd have to do even more than that, but he still wasn't happy. He set off to do chores. "Jon? Who on earth is THAT? There isn't even a Jon HERE! What on earth does he do anyway?"
And there, before him, stood the most disgusting job he could imagine. "YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT????" he shreaked. And there it was.... 25 girls, ready for manicures, peticures, and other such things.
AJ started jumping around screaming... he pinched himself, punched himself.. and eventually decided he was indeed awake, much to his horror, and he proceded to milk the cows first. HOPING that he could get out of the other job.
It was well past dark when he finally wandered into the house...
"What's going on?" he thought. "Why is ther so much laughter? WHY DO I HEAR A GIRLS LAUGHTER????" And then it hit him what the other sound was.... "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" He cried! "NO NO NO NO NO!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!"
oh... but it was.
There, on the TV screen, was AJ's expression as he fell in a beautifully fresh cow pattie, as he was covered in flour, as he was freaking out about all the girls manicures he had to give (which he did end up getting out of) and everyone on the ranch was watching this movie and laughing.
"Dude! Did you see that face AJ made???? THAT WAS HILAROUS!" one voice said
"Oh my gosh, he's screaming like a girl!" another voice chimed in.
"Hey... when's he getting back. I can't wait to see his expression when he sees all these movies of him falling for pranks!"
Mortified AJ snuck out of the room. Wishing to dissapear and to never be seen again
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AJ looked at the resting dog, noticing it had this contened grin on its lazy face. The thought occured to AJ, "I wonder what dogs dream" but it wasn't worth thinking about. He threw the pooch off the proch, "get up you lazy mutt" he said. Never knowing that the dogs dreams were about him... and what would happen to AJ if he only were human.
11 comments:
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever thought of a career as a writer. You are very creative and also very good at suspense building moments. It was your best update yet. Even though it's main purpose was to insult me. Thank you for both the updates. Hope you enjoy the Superbowl.
"Come with me if you want to live."
*bows*
I figured my other update didn't quite meet your demands.
Quote: "Have you ever thought of a career as a writer."
*starts stop watch*
*thinks*
*5 seconds later stops*
Ok. I've thought about it. Nope. Don't want to be a writer.
Quote: "You are very creative and also very good at suspense building moments."
Thanks! I'm learning. I was involved in Bible Clubs for kids and got to tell stories and I did such an awful job!!!! But I eventually got so I could have cliff hangers (suspenceful moments) and if I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea I can usual come up with something fairly entertaining and amusing. But it also depends on who I'm thinking of writing it for. Some people I got nothin' creative for them. I'm interested in inproving my story telling skills because I'm interested in missions, and they have to raise their support and also report back to the church with stories that happened. Of course... I'm thinking of a unique "missionary" type job... soo... yeah. I have NO CLUE how that will go.
Quote: "It was your best update yet."
yeah.. I figured you'd think that.
Quote: "Even though it's main purpose was to insult me. "
YOU FIGURED IT OUT?????? And here I thought it was hidden really deep in there! ;-) Yeah... I figured I'd be nice and make it a dog's dream instead of leaving it so mean. But just the same, glad you enjoyed it.
I'll enjoy not watching the Superbowl. You can tell me when then Bears win. But enjoy it yourself.
So, your normal day life isn't like that dog's dreams? *evil laugh*
Quote: "You are kind of slow"
OH MY GOSH! I didn't even see that you said that! Now I fell like being mean to you agian. Hmmmm.. oh well. I think I did enough for today. After all... today IS sunday.. maybe I should be nice for a change.
Naaaaaa.
Quote: "I'll enjoy not watching the Superbowl. You can tell me when then Bears win. But enjoy it yourself." HAHAHA!!! The Colts won!!! The really funny thing is that a lot of the kids from the Youth Group here go to P. Manning's collage so they were all rooting for him. I, as the unbiased spectator, have to say that the Colts played a much better game than the Bears. I missed the first five minutes though, who was it got that touchdown off the kickoff?
Quote: "*starts stop watch*
*thinks*
*5 seconds later stops*
Ok. I've thought about it. Nope. Don't want to be a writer." :O You're kidding! That was an amazing written piece of artwork! Not even taking into account the awesome one you sent me about school. If you do get on the missions field, make sure it's with an organization that isn't allowed to edit your newsletters, otherwise they'll make you take all the fun stuff out of it(seriously, we've heard this first-hand from some Wycliffe friends).
Quote: "So, your normal day life isn't like that dog's dreams? *evil laugh*" Not yet. I still have that thing come April. *evil grin*
Quote: "If you do get on the missions field, make sure it's with an organization that isn't allowed to edit your newsletters, otherwise they'll make you take all the fun stuff out of it"
*gasps* WHAT!?!?!?!? NO WAY!!!! DUDE! Who on earth will read the update then????? I mean, seriously. There is only so much that someone can take of serious stuff. SHEESH!
Quote: "Not yet. I still have that thing come April. *evil grin"
I'm lost... April? Will you be seeing AJ?
hahaha. I watched a superbowl thingy.. it was a puppy superbowl. It was very stupid. They just put a bunch of puppies in a room which looked like a football field, had a ton of chearing fans (on a recording I'm sure) and video taped the puppies laying around and moving. It was quit boring. I gave up watching it after about half an hour (they switched to kitty something half time show)
We had to laugh when they did the Prince Half-time show. That was hysterical. Until about the 4th song. Then it started getting old.
"Now it is such an extrordinary coincidence that something so mind-boggling useful could evolve purely by chance that some scientists have chosen to see it as the final clenching proof of the non-existance of God. Their argument goes something like this. 'I refuse to prove I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing.'
'But,' says clever man, 'the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It prooves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED'
'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that.' and promptly dissapears in a puff of logic.
'Oh, that was easy,' says clever man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing."
Spencer, was that quote from travelors guide to the galixy or whatever its name is? I hear that half-time shows are hilarious.... I actually was looking for the superbowl cause I was insanely bored.. but I couldn't find it.
Late Quote: "Come with me if you want to live."
Ummm... I think that would be instant death AJ. All offence intended. ;-)
Quote: “I figured my other update didn't quite meet your demands.”
Of course it didn’t!
Quote: ‘Ok. I've thought about it. Nope. Don't want to be a writer.”
Well I’m glad you spent so much time considering it. jk jk.
Quote: ‘I'm thinking of a unique "missionary" type job... soo... yeah. I have NO CLUE how that will go.”
“Whatever you are, be a good one.” Abraham Lincoln.
Quote: “make it a dog's dream instead of leaving it so mean. But just the same, glad you enjoyed it”
Thank you for having a pretty good ending.
Quote: “I'll enjoy not watching the Super bowl. You can tell me when then Bears win. But enjoy it yourself.”
Well, the Bears didn’t win. But I now dislike the Bears Quarterback (I already really disliked him) more then the other teams Q.B., because he did such and AWFUL job!!
Quote: “So, your normal day life isn't like that dog's dreams? *evil laugh*”
Well if it was it would be really weird in two ways.
1. How did you know!?!?
2. This really stinks!!!
Quote: “the Colts played a much better game than the Bears. I missed the first five minutes though, who was it got that touchdown off the kickoff?”
The Bears Quarterback (GrossWoman) is the one who stunk up the Bears offense. It was a Bears guy who scored on the opening kickoff.
Quote: “I'm lost... April? Will you be seeing AJ?”
Ha ha ha. Wouldn’t you like to know! Don’t tell her Spencer!
Quote: ‘I gave up watching it after about half an hour”
You live an amazing, exciting life. NOT!
Quote: “We had to laugh when they did the Prince Half-time show.”
Our Church cuts off all the commercials. But I didn’t want to see that lame dork anyways.
Quote: “'Oh, that was easy,' says clever man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing."
And those who are not killed at the zebra crossing become very depressed once they figure out that No God = No Heaven.
Quote: “Ummm... I think that would be instant death AJ. All offence intended. ;-)”
It’s a “Terminator” movie quote. At least I’m not so embarrassed at the ridiculousness of my name that I post as “Anonymous”.
"Play that funky music white boy!!!!!!!!!"
Quote: "Well I’m glad you spent so much time considering it. jk jk."
I figured you'd be bored to death by my long list of reasons for why I am not intristed in prusuing writing. However... poor you... since Spencer seems so determoned to get me to think about it more, I may list a few things here.
As you both already know, I practice creative spelling weather I want to or not. I am not a big fan of English, although to my shock I got all A's. Literature is killing me though... I can survive reading the stuff I'm required to read, but picking it appart? No way! I don't think I'd be able to survive taking the classes nessessary to give me the confidence (if not the skill) to prusue a writing carrear.
Quote: "Thank you for having a pretty good ending."
You're welcome.
So were you cheering on the teams depending on your feelings for the Q.B.? I know nothing about football, unless we're talking about the soccer sort. :-P
Quote: "Ha ha ha. Wouldn’t you like to know! Don’t tell her Spencer!"
Oh I got ya now. You boys are going to come see me. That's really nice of y'all. Just let me know the dates before you show up, because I could be insanely busy. Who knows.
Quote: "You live an amazing, exciting life. NOT!"
You have no idea...
Quote: And those who are not killed at the zebra crossing become very depressed once they figure out that No God = No Heaven."
hahaha. Poor people.
Quote: At least I’m not so embarrassed at the ridiculousness of my name that I post as “Anonymous”."
I know you're just saying that because you're jealous since the Common Wealth of Computers has decided I'm more of a threat than you and therefore they're trying to make my life more difficult.
Quote: "Play that funky music white boy!!!!!!!!!"
I ain't a boy, in case you hadn't noticed. Although I am white. I think its completely unfair that you know exactly what I look like and I don't have a clue about you. All I can do to put a face to the name is picture some dorky guy 6'3 who acts like an idiot.
oh yeah, dufus, you never said when your b-day was. I'm guessing April.
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