AJ IS BACK!!!!!!!! YAY!!! Its been too long. Far too long. But I believe we're all still alive...
Matthew's g-friend's brother completely wiped Matthew in basically any type of sport/competition. Even racketball which he just learned! As soon as Matthew explained the rules he was killing him. It was quite amusing to watch. (yes, I delight in someone being able to beat my brother. I'm such a kind sister. But its only because he's gotten a big head lately which drives me insane! :-P ) So anyway.... yeah. Interesting weekend. Mike got to hear about Elizabeth's "boy friends" apparently... a rock and a stick.
And my high achievement for the weekend.... I BEAT LIZZY IN FOOSBALL!!!! Now to understand the significance of that... you have to realize how competitive lizzy is. Once she takes on something... she will become the best at it. And she wont really play anyone or preform until and unless she's the best. So for little ol' me to be able to beat here... at something she became the best at a few years ago... was quite satisfying to my ego. Also her refusal to play me in air hokey which she totally trounced everyone who dared play her. Course... Mike saw it fit to trounce me.... :-P but it was so hilarious to watch him in pain because he kept getting his fingers on the hokey table and the put would come wizzing across and wham into his fingers... quite painful I'm sure. Eventually near the end' he'd be leaning over the table in deep concentration wtih one hand behind his back so he wouldn't get hurt! hahaha!
anyway... besides sounding quite mean right now... the weekend was pretty good. And to top everything off... AJ IS BACK!
And on top of that....
I GET TO MEET SPENCER NEXT MONTH! :-D Course... I'm going to be dog tired afterwards... but that's normal. hehe.
Happy AJ? I updated.
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quote aj "HAVE RETURNED TO SAVE THE BLOGSPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (Crickets in the background)"
What did the crickets have to do with anything? Ohhhhhh... the lack of applause on your return. Well... at least the crickets broke the silence. ;-) Glad to have you back!
Quote: "Now I'm getting really mad!! Stop reading what I put and put something of your own!!!"
Why? I'm in too much shock of your return to put anything of my own down. But I could think up a thing or two I guess... hmm... umm... yeah. Spencer? Got any ideas?
Quote: "What are you a stalker!!"
How'd you know? *is in shock*
Quote: "Your freaking me out!! Stop reading my post you fruit cake!!!!!!"
But I want to read your post! I haven't a clue why... but oh well.
Quote: "Have you ever heard of the song "Sadie Hawkins Dance"?"
Sadie Hawkins Dance, in my kacki pants, there's nothing better than 'do you like my sweater?'
Darn... I'm listenign to another song right now so I can't remember the rest of the words cause the tune is messing me up. And besides... I may not know the rest of the words. That's just the part that lizzy sings over and over and over agian until you hear the song and you go... "What?!?!? That's actually a song????"
quote: "BYE!"
Good ridence. I mean... so great to have you back! Care to comment again?
Quote: “AJ IS BACK!!!!!!!! YAY!!! Its been too long. Far too long. But I believe we're all still alive…”
Wow a complement! No strings attached!!
Quote: “Matthew's g-friend's brother completely wiped Matthew in basically any type of sport/competition.”
I think it’s tradition for the brother of the girlfriend to beat the boyfriend at everything.
I know I will someday! That is “beat”, not “being beat”.
Quote: “And my high achievement for the weekend.... I BEAT LIZZY IN FOOSBALL!!!!”
YEAH!!!! I will now attempt to play a victory song on a keyboard trumpet!!
/////< brum pum pum pum, brum pum pum pum, BRUM!!!
You’ll just have to imagine that for the full effect.
Quote: “anyway... besides sounding quite mean right now... the weekend was pretty good. And to top everything off... AJ IS BACK!”
Ok, now this is just getting weird! To compliments? What are you distracting me so that you can sneak up behind and kill me or something!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sorry about that, I accidentally hit “back” and got a picture of some weirdo with sideburns. Oooh! I know that kid!! Uhhh…. never mind.
Quote: “I GET TO MEET SPENCER NEXT MONTH!”
Don’t act so excited. He might actually think your serious. Ha ha.
Quote: “Happy AJ? I updated.”
Jolly good old chap! That’s my British "thank you".
Quote: "Sadie Hawkins Dance, in my kacki pants, there's nothing better than 'do you like my sweater?'"
YEAH!!! Only a little more "complete" and it's "baby, do you like my sweater?" I heard that song for the first time on a road trip with some friends. By the time we got home we had listened to it about 43 times. We came up with moves and everything! YEAH!
I like to kick it out on a DDR mat!!! (On Spencer's blog I suggested that we end each post with something we like.
GOOOOOOOD BYYYYYYYYE!!!!!!
"She said you're smooth, and good with talking, so come with me, to the Sadie Hawkins!"
I just noticed I put "to compliments." What I meant was "two compliments."
I think I'll start playing around with the name I post with. You'll still know it is me though.
I like shooting watermellons off of running monkeys heads.
EllO? ANYVONE OME! DEES EES SVEN. I AVE A BROVA NAMED EREECK. VE ARE GOVING TO HAVAII! DAT EES STEEL IN AMAIRIKA! IS DAT AMAZEENG OR NO! I TINK SOO! I TEVIE TO KEEP EEN TOSH!GOODAYE!!
Quote: 'I just noticed I put "to compliments." What I meant was "two compliments."'
I figured. See... although you may think both of them had no strings attatched... you were right. But then I leave you in confussion... you don't know how to react, to retaliate. Its one of my greatest assets in stumping people who are experts in picking on people. I'm too nice. So then I can be perfectly evil... and they have no clue how to retaliate because I'm also too nice... so it leaves them absolutly confused, like yourself. So then I get to get away with my evilness!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! BOW TO ME! Actually... you're really too great yourself for that AJ. We should have a party for you since your back. Do you like cake? cookies? Munchies?
hehehe.
Quote: "I think it’s tradition for the brother of the girlfriend to beat the boyfriend at everything.
I know I will someday! That is “beat”, not “being beat”."
Well... it wasn't just that he wanted to beat matthew in everything... he also wanted to beat him up. We were sitting around the table eating and Dad decided to tell the story of how to play footsie. Which he delights in telling for some reason or other. But anyway, my grandparents when they were courting weren't allowed to hold hands or such on dates, so they would play footsy. And how you play it is one person taps the other person 3 times, then that person taps the other persons foot 2 times, and then the first taps the 2nd once. Dad asked Grandpa if it ment anything, so Grandpa explained (one day a while ago) the first 3 taps are 'I love you' the 2 means 'how much?" and the one tap... well... it basically means "this much" I was joking with a friend that if Gram and Gramp played footsy now a day one would end up with a broken leg after that last one. So anyway... Mike gets this bright idea... and he reaches over... and trys to play footsy with Matthew. Of course... we all know that its just so he can break matthew's leg. ;-) (actually he just wanted to freak matthew and shay out... it worked)
quote: "YEAH!!!! I will now attempt to play a victory song on a keyboard trumpet!!"
Sweet! So much talent! Many thanks for sharing your great talent with me.
Quote: "Don’t act so excited. He might actually think your serious. Ha ha."
About being excited about meeting him? or actually that in reality I wont be meeting him... and am just pretending to?
by the way Spencer... did you ever pass Elizabeth's "message" onto AJ? She's been asking me what he thinks about it....
Quote: "She said you're smooth, and good with talking, so come with me, to the Sadie Hawkins!"
Obviously because you put this at the end of your post and you wanted us to put something we like at the end of all our posts... I am left to realize that you are dying for some girl to say that to you. You smoothly fall into cow patties.. er... make other people fall into them. And you're good with talking... which even I can realize that. You'd get in so much trouble if you weren't good with talking! But no... I think I have too much sence to ask you to a dance. Sorry to burst your bubble. *evil laugh*
quote: "EllO? ANYVONE OME!"
Actually... I don't think so. Lizzy has piano lessons today I believe.. so she and Mom would be gone.... and the guys have work. So I don't think so. Unless of course this is a burgelar, then yes, we are all home. The doors are all locked, the alarm is on, everything of any value is chained down and bolted to the floor or is in safes, everyone of us has a gun and can use it, and the police are 5 minutes away.
I like hunting down lost money at work, and finding out the story behind why it wasn't charged, and getting it to the right people to take care of it. I do NOT like to talk to customers on the phone. Unless its "Osborne Wood Products, Inc. can you hold please?" that's about the extent of my comfort level. :-P
Quote: “figured. See... although you may think both of them had no strings attatched... you were right. But then I leave you in confussion... you don't know how to react, to retaliate. Its one of my greatest assets in stumping people who are experts in picking on people. I'm too nice. So then I can be perfectly evil... and they have no clue how to retaliate because I'm also too nice... so it leaves them absolutly confused, like yourself. So then I get to get away with my evilness!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!”
“You have a very dizzying intellect.” WHAT MOVIE?
Quote: “We should have a party for you since your back. Do you like cake? cookies? Munchies?”
Yes .YEs. YES. I’ll bring cake, huckleberry ice-cream, chips, brownies, fudge, peanut brittle, divinity, taffy and lots of those little A&W root beer candy.
Quote: “Well... it wasn't just that he wanted to beat matthew in everything... he also wanted to beat him up.”
That’s tradition also.
Quote: “(actually he just wanted to freak matthew and shay out... it worked)”
I think I’ll leave that part out. “No touchy!”
Quote: “About being excited about meeting him? or actually that in reality I wont be meeting him... and am just pretending to?”
Pick one.
Quote: “by the way Spencer... did you ever pass Elizabeth's "message" onto AJ? She's been asking me what he thinks about it.…”
Oookkkaaayyy?
Quote: “Sorry to burst your bubble. *evil laugh*”
Your bubble bursting technique is sick.
I like wrestling with my younger sibling and pretend to break their limbs while doing so. I think Spencer does also. Only he really does it.
Quote: “You have a very dizzying intellect.” WHAT MOVIE?
Princess Bride. (google is such a wonderful thing)
Quote: "“We should have a party for you since your back. Do you like cake? cookies? Munchies?”
Yes .YEs. YES. I’ll bring cake, huckleberry ice-cream, chips, brownies, fudge, peanut brittle, divinity, taffy and lots of those little A&W root beer candy."
WOW! I'm definietly going to be there! Sounds scrumptious!!! Well... most of it. My mom LOVES those A&W root beer candies. I do too.. but only after she introduced them to me as a little kid.
Quote: "I think I’ll leave that part out. “No touchy!”"
Hahahaahhaahha. Well... good to know you wont be playing footsie with your futer brother-in-laws!
And I'll let Spencer pass Elizabeth's message onto you. She might not be too happy having it plastered all over the internet... *evil laugh*
Quote: "Your bubble bursting technique is sick."
Makes me think of lizzy tonight... I took a drink of milk and started laughing... and some of it spilt off the side of the cup and was dribbling down my cheek... and Lizzy said "Oooooo!! Its coming out of your nose!!"
And I said, "No its not, that's just snot."
"Yeah, I REALLY needed to know that." And then she acted all grossed out. I personally think that milk coming out the nose is grosser... but whatever. Its at least the more painful of the two.
Quote: "I like wrestling with my younger sibling and pretend to break their limbs while doing so. I think Spencer does also. Only he really does it."
*makes mental note to stay clear away from both boys* Umm... yeah... 5 ft distance should keep me safe. ;-)
I like grossing matthew's g-friend out. *evil laugh* by the way, AJ, SVEN was you correct?
Quote: “Princess Bride. (google is such a wonderful thing)”
Cheater.
Quote: “My mom LOVES those A&W root beer candies. I do too.. but only after she introduced them to me as a little kid.”
YAY!!
Quote: “Well... good to know you wont be playing footsie with your futer brother-in-laws!”
Yes, it’s a very good thing.
Quote: “And I'll let Spencer pass Elizabeth's message onto you. She might not be too happy having it plastered all over the internet... *evil laugh*”
Just post it for crying out loud.
Quote: “Umm... yeah... 5 ft distance should keep me safe. ;-)”
No. FURTHER.
Quote: “I like grossing matthew's g-friend out. *evil laugh* by the way, AJ, SVEN was you correct?”
Was I correct about what? And who’s SVEN?
I like grabbing the basketball rim.
You guys talk too much.
You're a poo-monkey Spencer.
There is that better?
I like calling people creative names.
ELLO. DEES EES SVEN OOGIN. I AM NOW EEN HAVAII. DAIR EES LOTS OV VOTTER. I SE BIG VAVE NOK MAN OFF SURF BORD. DAT VAS VAIRY FUNEE. HEE VAS HAIRRY. DEN HEE VAS HAIRRY AND VET. HO. HO. HO. I TEVIE TO KEEP EEN TOSK!GOODAYE!
Quote: "Cheater."
At least I told you I used it! Rather than have you think I was smarter than I was. I was actually going to watch that movie 2 weekends ago... but it wasn't in Mishaela's video case. Maybe I'll watch it this weekend.
Quote: "Just post it for crying out loud."
I wasn't crying out loud. But if you insist... she's madly in love with you. Your her huge crush right now. (Spencer came up with it... and she was shocked he knew... tried to figure out how he did it. Did Spencer/you ever yell at you/AJ for me&lizzy? lizzy didn't know why she was supposed to yell at you/AJ so Spencer/you made something up for her reason, just like she asked. hehe)
Quote: "“Umm... yeah... 5 ft distance should keep me safe. ;-)”
No. FURTHER."
I believe I was referring to the distance from Spencer... not you. I think a few thousand miles would be suficient from you AJ. Though realizing its you saying all this about Spencer.. I don't think I'll be afraid. I mean... after everything's over. ;-) jk
Quote: "And who’s SVEN?"
You... I hope. Otherwise I may get mad at you and delete your coments as well as Sven's. :-P
Quote: "You guys talk too much."
And you, hardly enough.
Quote: "You're a poo-monkey Spencer.
There is that better?"
If I knew what it ment... possibly.
Quote: "I like calling people creative names. "
Did you hear that I ended up starting a war with 3 boys because I missed tormenting you so much? Its horrible. One of them can only be annoying, the other can only be logical, and the 3rd actually can be creative. We got in this big ol' arguement about how uncreative and unimaginitve they were being... and they were saying that it was uncreative of me to say that. :-P it was horrible! As mean and nasty as you are, AJ, you sure have spoiled me.
Quote: "I SE BIG VAVE NOK MAN OFF SURF BORD. DAT VAS VAIRY FUNEE. HEE VAS HAIRRY. DEN HEE VAS HAIRRY AND VET."
Hey SVEN! Glad to know you've met AJ. He is rather hairy isn't he? :-P Blonde eyes and blue hair... and green cowpatie squished all in his shirt. He's rather hard to miss. If you can't see him... you sure can smell him. But nice to see he got somewhat cleaned up. That water sure can do a lot for a person. But AJ.... you never mentioned you were going to Hawaii.
Quote: “At least I told you I used it! Rather than have you think I was smarter than I was.”
Yay. One point for honesty. Cheater.
Quote: “lizzy didn't know why she was supposed to yell at you/AJ so Spencer/you made something up for her reason, just like she asked. hehe)”
Ooookay.
Quote: “Though realizing its you saying all this about Spencer.. I don't think I'll be afraid. I mean... after everything's over. ;-) jk”
Far from over.
Quote: “You... I hope. Otherwise I may get mad at you and delete your comments as well as Sven's. :-P”
Why would you delete my comments when Sven isn’t me?!?!
Quote: “If I knew what it meant... possibly.”
It’s an insult hybrid. I put together the popular insult “poop” and added it to monkey. Only I don’t say poop-monkey because then it sounds like a verb.
Quote: “As mean and nasty as you are, AJ, you sure have spoiled me.”
darn.
Quote: “But AJ.... you never mentioned you were going to Hawaii.”
I’m not going to Hawaii. I’ve actually never been to Hawaii.
Quote: “Quote: "I SE BIG VAVE NOK MAN OFF SURF BORD. DAT VAS VAIRY FUNEE. HEE VAS HAIRRY. DEN HEE VAS HAIRRY AND VET."
Sven is almost as bad a speller as you. Almost. Ha ha ha ha!!
Hey Spencer, hope you have fun in Hawaii!
I like to dream of flying. That is, have dreams about flying. Not daydream about flying.
Goodnight.
Quote AJ: "I think I'll start playing around with the name I post with. You'll still know it is me though."
The next post was by SVEN.
Conclusion. SVEN is AJ.
Quote AJ: "And who’s SVEN?"
Okay... maybe its not AJ?
Quote AJ: "Why would you delete my comments when Sven isn’t me?!?!"
Quote AJ: "Sven is almost as bad a speller as you. Almost. Ha ha ha ha!!"
Ok. Knowing that you, AJ, ARE actually honest... even though snekay, deceptive, annoying, non-trustworthy, and dispiciable... in all sincarity, SVEN is not you? And you don't know who SVEN is?
Spencer... any clue?
Quote: "Yay. One point for honesty. Cheater."
hahahahaaha.
Quote: "“Though realizing its you saying all this about Spencer.. I don't think I'll be afraid. I mean... after everything's over. ;-) jk”
Far from over."
I'm meaning after I come back from Texas after seeing him. I have nothing to fear from him online.
Quote: "Why would you delete my comments when Sven isn’t me?!?!"
Because I think/thought you and Sven were the same. But if not... I'll just delete his comments unless he can prove to me that he is a friend of one of my friends. Otherwise...
Quote: "“As mean and nasty as you are, AJ, you sure have spoiled me.”
darn."
hahahaha. Yeah, that's waht the other guys are saying. ;-)
Quote: "Sven is almost as bad a speller as you. Almost. Ha ha ha ha!!"
Actually... I had a guy insulting my spelling and decided to disgrace me before the whole world and make a list of all my spelling errors. I only had one that time. It pretty much ruined his tactic. hahaha.
Quote: "I like to dream of flying."
What type of flying? Maybe its the type I daydream about. Its quite awesome! I'm walking around a park surrounded by sky scrapers... its a beautiful day... the rush of cars past me... the songs of birds... an ocasional squirrel. Suddenly a sound of screaming fills the air... "I'M FLYING! I'M FLYING!" shouts the voice as it comes hurdeling down towards me. Suddenly I see the blonde eyed blue haired AJ... I gasp... which is the worst move anyone can make when another person is covered in cow patties... anyway. Somehow AJ makes it alive, but injured enough not to be able to cause me any harm.
Or do you dream about flying plains? or being like superman and actually suceeding in flying?
I like writing redicilious stories.
Quote:"Spencer... any clue? "
Just the one. Vhy vould oon sveede type vit oon ahksent?
And I'll say it again; you guys talk quite a lot.
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