I feel so safe, secure... and... amused?
First off. The other day I was walking through shipping and saw SIX, and when I mean six, I mean SIX, count them, one, two, thre, four, five, six!!! Two, four, six!! I was stuck in shock and just stood there counting them... and wondered how afraid I should be. Right next to the door were SIX fire extinguishers. Knowing that there must be a reason for that, and seeing they were in the shipping department, I decided the shipping department must be a real fire hazzord lately and I requested to be permanently moved to the office. (actually I am kidding. There were six fire extinguishers there... but probably for a differetn reason. ... ... .... I hope.... ... ... Maybe I'll ask about it after all.)
So then today I walked in on an office discussion. Cindy was saying, "I'd rather be in a ditch when it comes rather than be blown to bits." And Jasson was saying, "is the gym made out of the same material as the shop?" and Cindy was saying, "I still say I'd rather not be in the shop." And I was saying, "Wow. I seem to have come in on a very interesting discussion." So Cindy filled me in. "Mary Beth, if there were a tornado coming... where would you go?" And I promply replied, "I'd go to the basment at the house." And they were all eager and excited hearing our house had a basment and decided that if there was a tornado the whole shop would probably follow me over.
Which brought back lovely memories of the fire. *contented sigh* It was so much fun as a kid to have the whole shop in the basment... of course they were calling customers up telling them that we had a fire and their orderes couldn't be processed quickly, and if they didn't want to wait that we'd understand and give them names of other compnaies which could possibly help them. Oddly enough.. even though the fire destroyed basically everything of the old shop, and my parent's first house on this land which was turned into an office... I only have pleasent memories of the experiance.
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All I can say about your post is, "WOW!"
I think I will give a personal update.
I set a new record for my rubik's cube! 35 seconds! And my family got a new playstation 2! It's really thin and it's silver. I just wrote a four page paper on speaking in tongues and I've done some finishing work on my Magical Definitions paper. I think I might write a paper on Violence in Schools and the effect Christianity can have to stop this violence. I just got my ring fixed after so many months it has been broken. I bought an MP3 player a little while ago and am really enjoying it. My youth group is trying to grow and reach other teans, so we have split up into committees. There are Spiritual, Recreation and Service committees. Of which I am on the Spiritual committee to help balance out the serious people.
So that about does it.
I like foreign and old coins. I am a collector and I have coins over a hundred years old.
I will now take the time to reply to your earlier posts.
Quote: “The next post was by SVEN.”
Wow, keen observation Sherlock.
Quote: “Conclusion. SVEN is AJ.”
I’m really glad your not a police or a judge or something.
Quote: “Okay... maybe its not AJ?”
Glad you finally came to that conclusion.
Quote: “Spencer... any clue?”
Quote: “Just the one. Vhy vould oon sveede type vit oon ahksent?”
I didn’t really understand all that.
Quote: “I'm meaning after I come back from Texas after seeing him. I have nothing to fear from him online.”
If he’s a psycho killer than he’s not going to just tell you. He might wait until you get home from Texas. When… You… Least… Expect…It…
Quote: “Because I think/thought you and Sven were the same. But if not... I'll just delete his comments unless he can prove to me that he is a friend of one of my friends. Otherwise…”
Why do you make such hasty judgments?
hahahaha. Yeah, that's what the other guys are saying. ;-)
That’s what they are saying about me? Or about themselves?
Quote: “I only had one that time. It pretty much ruined his tactic. hahaha.”
Ha ha ha. Sucker!
Quote: "I like to dream of flying."
Quote: “Or do you dream about flying planes? or being like superman and actually suceeding in flying?”
I hate flying in a plane.
I meant being like superman, and attempting to fly. It doesn’t always work.
Quote: “I like writing ridiculous stories.”
Why does that not surprise me.
I like posting with friends who are over a thousand miles away!
Quote: "Quote: “Just the one. Vhy vould oon sveede type vit oon ahksent?”
I didn’t really understand all that."
Allow me to translate. Why would a Swede type with an accent?
Quote: "I like posting with friends who are over a thousand miles away!"
You should really see if you can talk your parents into instant messaging. I was able to convince mine and as a result I can have actual conversations with friends in Guinea. Totally cool.
Ok, right, I like... Mystery Science Theater 3000 (or MST3K)
ELLO. SVEN OOGIN EES HEER! TODAE I VENT TO KAUAI! IT VAS VAIRY FUN. MY BROVA EREECK VENT TOO. VERE EES MINY PLAESIZ TOO SEE. I HOEP VON DAY YOU PEEPLE VILL CUM VITH MEE. GOODAYE!
Quote: “Allow me to translate. Why would a Swede type with an accent?”
I don’t know. Why don’t you ask him.
Quote: “You should really see if you can talk your parents into instant messaging. I was able to convince mine and as a result I can have actual conversations with friends in Guinea. Totally cool.”
Yeah. That would be fun, but than there’s the whole issue of us being on at the same time.
Quote: “Ok, right, I like... Mystery Science Theater 3000 (or MST3K)”
YEAH!! It’s been a long time since I’ve seen it but I remember how funny it was.
Quote: “KAUAI!”
I would have to guess that’s in Hawaii.
I like Washington beaches.
Quote: "I set a new record for my rubik's cube! 35 seconds!"
Good for you! (what on earth is that?)
Quote: "I just got my ring fixed after so many months it has been broken."
Ring? what ring?
Quote: "Of which I am on the Spiritual committee to help balance out the serious people."
True... if the whole world was serious you'd be enough to topple it to the insane crazy side.
Sounds like you've been enjoying your new impressive gaggets, playstation 2 and mp3 player.
Quote: "I like foreign and old coins. I am a collector and I have coins over a hundred years old."
Cool! My brother used to collect, so did my dad. But my dad collected way back before he had kids. I have some coins from Africa & Canada along with the state quorters. But that's as far as I go. haha.
I like finding new and creative ways to procrastinate from doing school. hehe
Quote: "Wow, keen observation Sherlock. ... I’m really glad your not a police or a judge or something. ... Glad you finally came to that conclusion."
Er... ummm... keep in mind I haven't met you. :-P At least I have enough sence to ask you and believe you! :-P Or maybe that's a lack of sence... but either way... ;-)
Quote: "I didn’t really understand all that."
hahaa. What's scary was I could read and understand it. Sort of.
Quote: "If he’s a psycho killer than he’s not going to just tell you."
Good point. But, may I remind you, I know people who know him, and I have heard nothing but good about him and his family.... (ok... so a few scary things like Spencer coming out and jumping out of the shadows trying to freak other people out while playing a game, then heading back into the house... but that's not really bad)
Quote: "He might wait until you get home from Texas. When… You… Least… Expect…It…"
Yeah... so I'll be friends with Spencer but hide from you. hehe.
Quote: "I like posting with friends who are over a thousand miles away!"
Quote: "You should really see if you can talk your parents into instant messaging. I was able to convince mine and as a result I can have actual conversations with friends in Guinea. Totally cool."
Yes very! I also had to convince mine... and after a few years they let me. I mean... hehe. My dad let me after a few months... after I researched it and found out that it was secure and such.
Quote: "Yeah. That would be fun, but than there’s the whole issue of us being on at the same time."
Well.. you just find out what times you can be on at the same time... and it doesn't always work out... but it can and does.
I like watching expressive people.
Quote: “Good for you! (what on earth is that?)”
I can’t believe you don’t know what a Rubik’s cube is. Google it!!
Quote: “Ring? what ring?”
A piece of my promise ring broke off a while ago.
Quote: “True... if the whole world was serious you'd be enough to topple it to the insane crazy side.”
Amen.
Quote: “Sounds like you've been enjoying your new impressive gadgets, playstation 2 and mp3 player.
Yes, very.
Quote: “I have some coins from Africa & Canada along with the state quarters. But that's as far as I go. haha.”
That’s what most people say.
Quote: “I like finding new and creative ways to procrastinate from doing school. hehe”
It is an art.
Quote: “Or maybe that's a lack of sense... but either way... ;-)”
If you check your e-mail then you will know.
Quote: “hahaa. What's scary was I could read and understand it. Sort of.”
I think the only part I didn’t get was “oon”. That was enough to throw the whole thing off.
Quote: “(ok... so a few scary things like Spencer coming out and jumping out of the shadows trying to freak other people out while playing a game, then heading back into the house... but that's not really bad)”
That’s a story I’d like to hear.
Quote: “Yeah... so I'll be friends with Spencer but hide from you. hehe.”
You twist other people’s words so much it’s a wonder I understand what you mean. But I guess those who do it, can understand others who do it.
Quote: “and after a few years they let me. I mean... hehe. My dad let me after a few months... after I researched it and found out that it was secure and such.”
It sounds like there’s a good story behind that.
Quote: “Well.. you just find out what times you can be on at the same time... and it doesn't always work out... but it can and does.
That would make talking to you guys real interesting. I’ll see what my parents say.
Quote: “I like watching expressive people.”
Hopefully they’re not too verbally expressive, like Spencer.
I like doing my Rubik’s cube as fast as I can and beating my old record.
Quote: "I can’t believe you don’t know what a Rubik’s cube is. Google it!!"
Ok. I did it. Yeah.. that's what I thought it was. I have one. I'd like to see you get it fixed. :-P Ooo... I should probably bring it to Nathan and make him figure it out! He solved a puzzle that my dad and bro spent 2 days on, and still couldn't solve. He did it in less than half an hour. Twice.
Quote: "A piece of my promise ring broke off a while ago."
I didn't know guys had promise rings. The only thing I could think of was a school ring... I mean, besides a wedding ring, and I assumed you weren't married so I didn't se how it could be that. cool!
Quote: “I have some coins from Africa & Canada along with the state quarters. But that's as far as I go. haha.”
Quote: "That’s what most people say."
Most poeple have coins from Africa? :-O How'd they do that??
Quote: "If you check your e-mail then you will know."
Hmmm... well... at least you know Sven, although you could have admitted it earlier. :-P
Sven, you have my sympathies! knowing AJ like you do. At least your not as scary looking as AJ. Blonde eyed and blue hair just is a scary thought. Have fun in Hawii
Quote: “(ok... so a few scary things like Spencer coming out and jumping out of the shadows trying to freak other people out while playing a game, then heading back into the house... but that's not really bad)”
Quote: "That’s a story I’d like to hear."
Okay...? I think that's pretty much all I heard about it.
Quote: “Yeah... so I'll be friends with Spencer but hide from you. hehe.”
Quote: "You twist other people’s words so much it’s a wonder I understand what you mean. But I guess those who do it, can understand others who do it."
Oooooo! A compliment. Or an insult. I can't tell which. The insult part would be grouping me with you! That's a disturbing thought. I like to be thought of as... well... a little kinder... ok, a lot kinder. And honest. Very honest. hehe.
Quote: “and after a few years they let me. I mean... hehe. My dad let me after a few months... after I researched it and found out that it was secure and such.”
Quote: "It sounds like there’s a good story behind that."
Not really...? Short version, my dad's a PK and parinoid about internet, he's just freaked out about chat rooms, and has decided I can have chat (after I researched it and found out that you have to allow people to chat with you and complete strangers wont be able to chat with you. hehe. The scary thing is, you (AJ) dont' count as a complete stranger. Neither does Spencer.) The End.
Quote: "That would make talking to you guys real interesting. I’ll see what my parents say."
That would be fun. Here's hoping they say yes. Of course.. they might not say yes to you chatting with me casue you don't know me. :-P Oh well.
Quote: "Hopefully they’re not too verbally expressive, like Spencer."
I thought spencer was quite... a real quality time hater...
I like collecting stuff from different countries. I mean, other than all this stuff we have in American which was made in china. :-P
Quote: “Ok. I did it. Yeah.. that's what I thought it was. I have one. I'd like to see you get it fixed.”
It would be all too easy.
Quote: “I didn't know guys had promise rings. The only thing I could think of was a school ring... I mean, besides a wedding ring, and I assumed you weren't married so I didn't see how it could be that. cool!
Yeah guys have promise rings. My ring used to be my uncle’s. And no, I’m not married.
Quote: “Most people have coins from Africa? :-O How'd they do that??”
Most people say that they collect state quarters.
Quote: “Hmmm... well... at least you know Sven, although you could have admitted it earlier. :-P”
Ha. Really funny. At least I think you’re joking, you are pretty slow sometimes.
Quote: “Sven, you have my sympathies! knowing AJ like you do. At least your not as scary looking as AJ. Blonde eyed and blue hair just is a scary thought. Have fun in Hawii”
Sven says, “ELLO-HA!”
Quote; “Okay...? I think that's pretty much all I heard about it.”
The least you could have done was make something up! Is that too much to ask!
Quote: “Oooooo! A compliment. Or an insult. I can't tell which. The insult part would be grouping me with you! That's a disturbing thought. I like to be thought of as... well... a little kinder... ok, a lot kinder. And honest. Very honest. hehe.”
You wish.
Quote: “Not really...? Short version, my dad's a PK and paranoid about internet, he's just freaked out about chat rooms, and has decided I can have chat (after I researched it and found out that you have to allow people to chat with you and complete strangers wont be able to chat with you. hehe. The scary thing is, you (AJ) don’t' count as a complete stranger. Neither does Spencer.) The End.”
Well it’s good to know he cares about you.
That would be fun. Here's hoping they say yes. Of course.. they might not say yes to you chatting with me cause you don't know me. :-P Oh well.
Quote: “I thought Spencer was quite... a real quality time hater…”
What I meant was verbally “creative”. You know, like colorful.
I like to play classical music on the piano. Such as Feur Elise and Pachelbell’s cannon.
Quote: “Ok. I did it. Yeah.. that's what I thought it was. I have one. I'd like to see you get it fixed.”
Quote: "It would be all too easy."
ummhmm... *mutters* "wanna be show off"
Quote: "Yeah guys have promise rings. My ring used to be my uncle’s. And no, I’m not married."
Well... you learn something new every day! That's cool that it used to be your uncles! When'd he give it to you?
Quote: "Most people say that they collect state quarters."
hehehehe. *evil laugh* figured as much
Quote: "Ha. Really funny. At least I think you’re joking, you are pretty slow sometimes."
Thanks. yes, I was joking. I got the email and was reading it.. and as soon as I finished Spencer came on, so we started chatting... and yeah... I was thinking about asking him what "H" "A" stood for... and 5-15 min later I figured it out.... hehehe. Yeah. That was rather slow.
Quote: "The least you could have done was make something up! Is that too much to ask!"
Yes. Actually no it isn't. But you keep asking for the truth first! Blah. Make up your mind. Ok, here is the story as it actually happened.
Spencer and his family were visiting Jonathan H and his family in Guinea. Or else it was the other way around. But anyway, they were all in one place. The adults were having a lively conversaiton which some people found quite boring. So those poor souls who were bored to tears went out side, into the dark and creapy night... to play... ghost in the grave yard... or a variation of that game. They ran around chacing each other and creaping about... silently spencer slipped out of the house... slid into the shadows... and when one of the kids passed by his spot he grabbed them and continued to draw their blood. (Spencer turns into a vampire at night, btw) Then he silently slips back into the house.. leaving his pray to be found by the other hunters. No one knew he did it... and from that day forward, they refuse to play any games at night, in the dark, for fear of the vampire.
The End.
Quote: "You wish."
Actually, its quite true. hehe.
Quote: "That would be fun. Here's hoping they say yes. Of course.. they might not say yes to you chatting with me cause you don't know me. :-P Oh well."
Did I say that? hehe. I thought I did. Somewhere. Cuase I thought it if I didn't say it. But at least I'll be moving up in the ranks... being a friend of a friend rather than a friends, friend, friend... twice removed. ;-)
Quote: "What I meant was verbally “creative”. You know, like colorful."
Really??? This I have GOT to see. I"ve never seen someone with colorful language... generally I can't SEE what they're saying... unless I'm reading it. but... well... hearing it is a completely differnt matter.
I like drinking OJ.
Quote: “ummhmm... *mutters* "wanna be show off"
No, not a wannabe show off. It’s pretty easy to be a real show off with a cube in my hands.
Quote: “Well... you learn something new every day!
Well, sometimes. Or you just spend your time on some losers blog. ha ha.
Quote: “That's cool that it used to be your uncles! When'd he give it to you?
About four years ago.
Quote: “hehehehe. *evil laugh* figured as much”
Oh really, so you must not be slow all the time, just most of the time.
Quote: “Thanks. yes, I was joking. I got the email and was reading it.. and as soon as I finished Spencer came on, so we started chatting... and yeah... I was thinking about asking him what "H" "A" stood for... and 5-15 min later I figured it out.... hehehe. Yeah. That was rather slow.”
Unless you are referring to “HA” as in a laugh, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Quote: “Yes. Actually no it isn't. But you keep asking for the truth first! Blah. Make up your mind. Ok, here is the story as it actually happened… No one knew he did it... and from that day forward, they refuse to play any games at night, in the dark, for fear of the vampire. The End.”
Bravo. Bravo. I liked it, despite that fact that I kept falling asleep.
Quote: “Actually, its quite true. hehe.”
You do that “hehe” so often. I wonder what it sounds like when you say it.
Quote: “Did I say that? hehe. I thought I did. Somewhere. Cuase I thought it if I didn't say it. But at least I'll be moving up in the ranks... being a friend of a friend rather than a friends, friend, friend... twice removed. ;-)”
You really don’t have 52 cards in your deck do you?
Quote: “Really??? This I have GOT to see. I"ve never seen someone with colorful language... generally I can't SEE what they're saying... unless I'm reading it. but... well... hearing it is a completely different matter.”
ha. ha. That last one was a real killer. I almost died it was so UNFUNNY!!
I like drinking OJ.
YEAH!!!! I LOVE ORANGE JUICE!!!!!
Quote: It’s pretty easy to be a real show off with a cube in my hands.
Like I said. I want to see this.
Quote: "Or you just spend your time on some losers blog. ha ha."
Now I know why you don't want to get a blog... it would be the lamist thing in existance. No wait.. that's you. Sorry. Its a close second though.
Quote: "Unless you are referring to “HA” as in a laugh, I have no idea what you’re talking about."
Yeah, that is what I was refering to. Only I didn't connect that "H." "A." was "ha" and not "H. stands for something A. stands for something else"
Quote: "Bravo. Bravo. I liked it,"
I'm glad you liked it! Especially since you asked for it. :-P so did you make up your mind if you want me to tell the truth or make stuff up??
Quote: "You do that “hehe” so often. I wonder what it sounds like when you say it."
I don't say it. I give sinister evil smirking glances... and act very innocent. I just wish to refrain from getting into the habbit of saying totally mean stuff without giving any indication to the person receiving the wrath of my evilness any clue that I am not at all serious. It also helps when I am being totally serious to be able to relieve my fealings without other people getting hurt. For instance, this girl was totally under my skin... don't know how she crawled in there, but she got there. So I was rather annoyed. And I ended up having to share a bed with her... so THEN I find out that she KICKS during the night. :-P So she siad that if she kicked me in the middle of the night I could kick her back, and I decided to "practice" and kicked her. She just started cracking up... and going (In a very girly way) "Ohhhh Your so funny Mary Beth! hahahaha." :-P I was quite serious, didn't hurt her, but hehe. She thought I was hilarious and I relieved tons of pint up stress.
Quote: "You really don’t have 52 cards in your deck do you?"
Come to think of it... I believe some of my cards are missing. My sis was playing around with my cards and saying how unused they were and that htey needed to be broken in. :-P oh well.
Quote: "ha. ha. That last one was a real killer. I almost died..."
Wow! All these compliments! :-D You're so totally making my day!
Oh yeah... the way I say "hehe" has changed by my constant companionship with my brothers girlfriends family. I'm starting to laugh like her dad! My evil amused laugh. hehe.
I like watching baby mamels.
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