Ok... so my dear, sweet, kind sister almost made me choak. And it was my own falt.
I think I mentioned that I switched the keys on my keyboard... anyway, AJ, fyi, I switched the "m" and "n" keys on my keyboard. I was looking up on the internet ideas to drive Spencer crazy. WELL... I read that switching the "m" and "n" keys around wouldn't be too noticable and would be awesome for people who can't quite touch type. So... to prove to myself that I could do it and for the fun of it, I switched the keys on my keyboard. WELL... on the rare occasion that I was typing with one hand or some such thing, I'd get them mixed up.. but generally its not a big deal. WELL, I was chatting with Spencer tonight, and Elizabeth came over. She brought me supper! (which was quite yummy indeed!) So I was eating my sweet fries and Elizabeth got an email from a guy she's emailing from my email account (I'm helping her email him and we can talk up here privetly instead of downstairs with lots of people to hear all our insanity and having to keep the volume down because of customers on the phone). WELL... she decided she wanted to email him, so she was like "give me your keyboard" so I handed it over. Well... she wrote the email and I glanced at the screen (btw, I'm eating) and I just burst out laughing...
"Great exanple *rolls eyes*
I dom't thimk that I would evem wamt to be that creative!!
I would cautiom you to mot share that little poem with amy other "fare madins".
Nary Beth just read that amd is LITERALLY rooling on the floor laughimg. "
She's not as speedy of a typist as myself... and so she's also laughing on top of that... and so then she's watching me... while I give up eating for fear of choaking and stand against the wall dying from laughter. I finally sit on the floor because I am laughing so hard and she was right. I was litterally ROFL because I was cracking up so badly. Oh my word.... oh my word... my sides still hurt. Ok, that was sooooo worth it. I had no idea it could be so much fun to see someone be pranked... (No I don't pull pranks) but... wow. That was funny. And she'd never have known if she didn't ask for my keybored. HA! :-P hahaha.
Was that less boring AJ?
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1. What DDR game do you have?
I don’t personally have it, but I think my friend has Dance Dance Revolution Extreme. It’s pretty great.
2. How good are you?
Not to brag or anything, but I kick butt! I will sometimes do “dance moves” while playing and I like to do an Irish jig sometimes while playing.
3. don't you just love *incert really DDR jagon which I cannot catch because of the speed and excitement it is asked in*?!?!?!?
I really have no idea what that is. Explain please.
4. how long have you been playing? (I don't think I've asked you that yet Spencer, so go ahead and answer that one too)
Over a year. That may sound like I must not be very good, but I have surpassed my friend who has been playing it for years.
5. How'd you start?
Youth Rally. The connected it to the projector at the church and plugged the sound into the sound system. I danced to Play That Funky Music.
My favorite character is the Plug-in headed Robot. He's got the moves!!
Quote: “I had no idea it could be so much fun to see someone be pranked... (No I don't pull pranks)”
You call that a prank! Wow you really are sheltered. jk jk. One time during round up there was a huge, green, fresh cow patty in the fenced-off area where we tackle calves. This was a pretty sick, inhumane prank but my friend and I kick dust on it so you couldn’t see it and then we sat on the fence laughing at the “close-calls” and waiting for that great moment when some poor kid lands in it!! HA HA HA!! I still get a kick out of it when I think of it, the kid that got it ALL OVER his back still does not know how it happened!! HA HA HA!!! He even got some on his hands! HA HA HA!!
Quote: “Was that less boring AJ?”
It wasn’t that great, but I livened it up with an evil prank!
Quote: "I really have no idea what that is. Explain please."
excuse me let me rephrase that. "Don't you just love *incert DDR jargon which Elizabeth has asked me when she finds out a friend of mine plays DDR, which she speaks too quickly for me to be able to catch, let alone fathom what it means so I can remember it*?!?!?!?!"
Sweet! Dance Dance Revolution Extreme, we used to have #2, but then we got something else because of the secular music. Elizabeth was on... the next to best leve. What level are you on AJ?
Sorry Spencer, Elizabeth said she wasn't impressed with Mario. I'm like, "Have you ever played it? If you haven't seen what its like..."
Nope. Elizabeth was whooping butt on DDR within a few months of starting. I think we've been playing for... hmmm... a little over a year. And Elizabeth is one of the best DDR players in Toccoa (no exaggeration)
Ummmhmmm... yeah. Like I said... I don't prank. Me + Prank = someone's funeral
haha, ok, so if its not bad like Joel Span messing up my last name (I was very amused, because he errased the "e" on the end... so it was Osbourn and so even before he messed it up, it was already misspelt. haha!) then there wont be a funeral.. but... cow pattie? Umm yeah.
Quote: “which she speaks too quickly for me to be able to catch, let alone fathom what it means so I can remember it*?!?!?!?!"
OK. That makes a lot more sense now. Thanks for clearing things up.
Quote: “What level are you on AJ?”
I’m not really on an official level, but my friend and I have tried the really hard ones before.
Quote: “but then we got something else because of the secular music.”
What did you do, Trade it in for DCM? (Dance Christian Music). jk jk.
Quote: “cow pattie? Umm yeah.”
I had limited recourses in a limited amount of time. But I’m always willing to rig a chair with a whoopee cushion, short sheet someone bed, stuff a pair of carharts and put it in someone’s room, put ice in the bed of a late riser, connect a light sensor to a T.V. so that it turns on and off with the light (which didn’t work do to the fact that it turned out to not be a light sensor) and scare the snot out of someone on their way out of the bathroom. But other then those and some other quick thinking traps, tricks and devious ideas, I am totally innocent.
Quote: "But other then those and some other quick thinking traps, tricks and devious ideas, I am totally innocent."
*shudders* Maybe I wasn't too far off with guessing that you were hiding behind corners to jump out and scare little old ladies.
Umm.. yeah... my list of pranks that I've pulled would be... umm... ummm... ummm... well Jonathan said that I pulled one once... now what was that? It probably was a mistake on my part which ended up being pretty funny... oh well. Yeah. I know, I'm so boring. (and Spencer who has read the list of pranks sent in is going "yeah... uh-hu... riiiiight" ;-) haha)
So... out of pure and simple curiosity... have you pulled any pranks on Spencer?
And Spencer.. do you ever pull pranks on people?
Who me? I never pull pranks. Well... I like to jump out of places and scare people, but apart from that nothing really. I especially like doing it at night when people are coming out of the bathroom and their eyes are adjusted to the light. They step out into the dark and spooky hallway and- "AAGH!!" >:)
"My left arm's come off. It's drifting off into the sunset. Oh h*** my leg is gone too! Ford, your turning into a penguin, stop it!"
"2 to the power of 11,071,350 and falling."
"Wait! Who are you!" squawked Ford in avian furry.
"Please relax. You are perfectly safe."
"That's not the point! the point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!"
"Oh, it's alright I've got them back now."
"2 to the power of 3,250,693 and falling."
"Admittedly they're a bit longer than I usually like them but..."
Quote: "I like to jump out of places and scare people,"
Hmmm... I seem to recall hearing a story about that once. *makes mental note to check dark hallways before entering* Oh wait! you can't do that to me. HA! :-P haha. ;-)
Quote: “*shudders* Maybe I wasn't too far off with guessing that you were hiding behind corners to jump out and scare little old ladies.”
As ironic as it is, I just might get a kick out of that!
Quote: “So... out of pure and simple curiosity... have you pulled any pranks on Spencer?”
I was a little less devious when in Anacortes, or so I would like to think. Spencer once slept in really late and after all the yelling and dragging would not get out of bed. The pleading of his mother was the only thing that spared him ice cubes the next day, or did I use them anyway? I can’t remember.
Quote: "I like to jump out of places and scare people,"
Double quote: “Hmmm... I seem to recall hearing a story about that once. *makes mental note to check dark hallways before entering* Oh wait! you can't do that to me. HA! :-P haha. ;-)
Remind me Spencer (not that I’ll need reminding) to prank Trillion extra deviously when we first meet. HA HA HA HA!! And when I jump out of the dark and scare people I like to use crazy, rabid, evil, animal noises! It’s really effective!!
And M.B., everyone needs a cool game/internet name. Yours is now officially Trillion.
I just had a great idea!! Everyone write down as many
game names
internet names
nick names
sport names
and titles
that you guys have. You might want to explain a little. Me first! Yeah!
game names: TERMINATOR and if I’m creating a team, I will use such names as: Annihilator, Destroyer and Decapitator.
internet names: TERMINATOR, ARAGOG and SIRIUS.
nick names: Piranha (has not been used since I was little) and Little man (obviously that has also not been used since I was little).
sport names: Big man, Big guy, Seven-Footer (used by a teamate) and Pacman (pacman as in I “pac” you when you try to shoot).
and titles: President of the S.A. (The S.A. stands for Salami Association. I really like salami, so when my friend made a meat country with him and another friend as the leaders, I asked to be President of the S.A.. You should really here the meat country’s national anthem!
Well there’s my side! Make sure to fill in your own information!
Quote: "As ironic as it is, I just might get a kick out of that!"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I can't take it any more!!!!
Actually I'm just really tired and have been in my eliment all weekend (or close to my eliment... my brother was in his which made me happy) so now I'm plumb tuckered out. I also have been adopted (along with my brother) officially into another family. Like... we already were rather partial to the grandfather of the clan... but now we are by the whole gang. Grandparents, parents and kids. :-D I know, I know... AJ doesn't believe me, cause nobody in their right minds would want to adopt me into their family. But... no use trying to convince him. Completely pointless. He's far to oblivious. :-P ;-)
game names: (don't have any)
internet names: Maybee, MB, Mary Beth, Mary
nick names: MB, May Bee, Big Sis, Maryana Bethington, Many Blessings (my mom's nickname for me), MarBeth, Mary Anne, Sarah Beth, (my twins name is Sarah Anne and people get it confused still)
sport names: (don't have any)
titles: Magnificent Mary Beth (Matthew's going to try to call me that) and I think that's it.
Sorry AJ.... I'm to tired to think of anything else to add to the conversation.
I just thought of something which may be amusing. Well.. it is amusing. But anyway... Saturday Matthew and I went to visit Nathan Bove' and family... well... Matthew had only met Nathan and Ben, and I had met all 4 kids but not the parents. So anyway, we make it to the door and Matthew knocked, Mashalea (Nathan's older sister) answered and had NO IDEA WHO Matthew was... then she saw me and realized who I was so she let us in without calling the cops. ;-) So she then said she had no idea we were coming... although she was quite glad to see us. So then Nathan and Ben come in so us 5 are talking... so then we sit down and we keep talking for an hour. Well... after an hour their Dad and Mom came in the room. Sooooo... I'm sitting on the floor and look up and think, "Mashalea had no idea we were coming, and these guys probably don't know either in that case, and they probably have no idea who we are... I wonder what they're thinking." Sooo, being the nice girl I am I reached up my hand and said, "Hi, I'm Mary Beth *insert last name here*" So Steve reached out his hand to shake mine... then proceded to administer a bunch of karaty chops (although not touching me with them). Needless to say, I was rather... shocked. He then went on to explain after meeting Matthew that he did that to me because he figured it was the last thing I was expecting. Within 5 min. I realized he was pretty much just like his dad (Mike)... and returned the favor by shocking him at how quickly I was picking on him and insulting him.
Ok... zat is all I have to say (actually it isn't) so I shall leave you two to your doom and I'll get to school. :-P
game names: Zaphod Beeblebrox V, Merrik Marel
internet names: ZBV, Uru guru, erthchoortahn dni, 2nd Jolly Coachman, Mehoortee Tehn, and apparently MB has made it so that I appear as Spencer the Humble Genius on her screen when we chat
nick names: Speederman Patterman (not used since I was REALLY little), Spens, D'ni Freak, Chi Master
sport names: You're kidding right?
and titles: rovokh ooroo, 1st Z Bro, and my siblings call me "Sir" jk ;)
And today is the first day of the school revival so I'll be gone now.
hey Spencer! you have WAAAAY more titles than that! Humble Genius, Master Mathster, Master of Math, etc. I know you have a whole list somewhere.. Im just too lazy to look them up though. :-P You get that way when you get older. ;-)
“(my twins name is Sarah Anne and people get it confused still)”
Are you joking? You’ve never mentioned a twin. This might be a stupid prank, but considering your life is pretty weird… I can’t tell the difference!
Quote: “I'm Mary Beth *insert last name here*"
I already know what your last name is. I just don’t know exactly how to spell it.
You have no idea how many new people I meet in the summer. All summer I have people stay in my wing, use my bathroom, some hosier used my bar soap in the shower (so I threw it away) and they know me before I meet them because my little brother talks to much. There are EIGHT of them every time and they change every week. I will further explain with a little story. So I was walking down stairs one summer (like I sometimes do) when I notice a girl sitting in the couch downstairs. “Hi, you must be A.J.” said the girl. “Uh, yes I am, do I know you?” I said. “No, we haven’t met, but I’ve heard a lot about you.” She said. This is the part where I started looking around to get some sort of hint how this stranger (who is sitting in my house) know my name and know a lot about me. You can now see how awkward this is. Luckily at this time my little brother walks out of our wing and sits on the couch. Everything is now clear as glass. “Oh, you’ve been talking to Caleb.” I said. “Oh yeah, he’s quite the talker.” She says. “Well, nice meeting you.” I said. “Nice meeting you.” She said. And I decided to go back up stairs. I am know better prepared for another situation such as this. Normally it wouldn’t shock me to see a stranger sitting down stairs during the summer. But since I’m a guy, the ranch only has guys stay in my wing. The reason the people come hear is because they come from different states to help work at the ranch, it’s like mission work. If you’re willing to listen I would also like to tell you another funny story. So I had gotten a ride home from camp from a different family, so I got home a while after the rest of my family had left. I walked up to the back door that opens to the kitchen and dinning room. I like to make big entrances for the fun of it sometimes. So I fling open the door, jump inside, strike a pose and yell “TA DAAAAA!”. At this time I am know looking at the dinning room table with not only my family sitting at it, but also six elderly people whom I had never seen and three friends, all of which were starring at me wondering what the heck I was doing! Mom broke the ice by explaining who I was and I introduced myself. It was awkward, but FUN! Lucky for me no one tried to karate chop me. So there it is and I hope you enjoyed it!
Quote: “sport names: You're kidding right?”
Oh come on! Your not that bad! You get lucky… sometimes… Well that didn’t really help. Don’t you remember the fun we had playing street ball, that was when Ethan punched me in the face. And football with Doanes, when I pretty much had to pry you and Michael apart before you killed him! Good times. Very good times.
Talk later!! BYE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I'm still dying from the expression on your face when you saw a girl that you didn't know, now your name and sitting in your house. Actually... that's rather hard to do since I havne't a clue what you look like.
Ok, so I was inturrupted by having to leave when I was writing the other comment, therefore I will continue where I left off. So where was I? oh yeah, laughing at poor AJ. HAHHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my word. That's funny.
OH! My friend Bethany was over and I showed her some of the DSCfD stuff, and she was helping come up with Ideas, anyway... she read a random comment I printed up for Elizabeth to see (Lizzy and I used the other side to write down ways to torture Spencer so taht's why it was with all the stuff) and she's like, "Jump out at little old ladies and shout 'boo'." and she just starts laughing and then she's like, "Have you ever done it? Its sooooo funny! They're like ahhh! *fumbles around* and oohhh its so funny." and I'm staring at her in shock, laughing at her, and deciding that my insult wasn't harsh enough on AJ since apparently SOME people actually do it. :-P STINKER! I'll have to be more creative then I guess... of course... if I actually think up something you haven't thought up then you may do it.. .then my funeral will be in a more near future than previously thought.
Quote: "Are you joking? You’ve never mentioned a twin."
I didn't? I've mentioned her once or twice, and she's in the family picture (go figure). Yeah... Sarah Anne is 18. Im 18. We have the same parents. We were born on the same day, of the same month, of the same year. That makes me think of the riddle, "There were two kids born on the same day, of the same month, of the same year, by the same parents. But they weren't twins. how can this be?" and the answer is... "They're triplits". But in my case, I just have a twin. :-P
Quote: "This might be a stupid prank, but considering your life is pretty weird… I can’t tell the difference!"
My life is pretty weird? Hahahahaa! Its so amusing how weird you find my life. :-D
Quote: "I already know what your last name is. I just don’t know exactly how to spell it."
I actually didn't do that so you wouldn't know my last name. And it would be very easy for you to find out how to spell my last name. You could ask Spencer (GASP!).
Quote: "You have no idea how many new people I meet in the summer."
Dude... you live on a RANCH. I have no idea how many people you meet EVER. My experiance with living situations like yours, is pathetic for one thing (I've never lived on a ranch/farm, but my twin has for the past... 3 yrs?), but it seems like people are always coming and going, both guests and... helpers? workers? volunteres? what are they called? *is clueless*
Quote: "and they know me before I meet them because my little brother talks to much."
Ahhhhh! I see. You are one of THOSE types of people. The type which siblings cannot help but talking about CONSTANTLY because you are more entertaining than ANYTHING ELSE ON THE PLANET EARTH! Sooooo... how can I get in touch with your lil' brother?
Quote: "If you’re willing to listen I would also like to tell you another funny story."
Well.. I'd listen if I could... but you're not speaking loud enough for me to hear it! And anyway, if you were listening to my laughter than you would know instantly that you must go on and never end!!!
Quote: "Mom broke the ice by explaining who I was and I introduced myself."
hahahaha!! And your mom saves the day! Yay! My brother randomlly walks into light posts in the parking lot... or into signs in the sidewalk... cause we'll be walking side by side and then an object comes into his path, so he'll act like he walked into it... its quite amusing. Do you do that as well?
Quote: "So there it is and I hope you enjoyed it!"
If you have any doubts as to the height of my enjoyment of your increadibly stupid, er... hilarious, stories, let me know. Of course... if you don't get it after this comment then you may be impossible to convince.
Quote: "Oh come on! Your not that bad!"
Oh wait... you get dubbed with a sport nickname by friends when you PLAY???? Oh... well... if you don't play sports then that could be a hinderance...
Quote: "that was when Ethan punched me in the face."
Remind me to thank him. ;-) jk jk!!
Oh yeah... Spencer... I'll have some more ways to torture you shortly. Bye.
Lizzy says, "ITS SNOWING!!!!!! Youse your strange transportation device so that I can have someone come play with me because Mary Beth ahem, won't paly with me."
Quote: “since apparently SOME people actually do it.”
That’s hilarious and freaky at the same time.
Wow, you weren’t joking about the twin. “Hi Sarah Anne!” Which of you is older? Is she anything like you?
Quote: “My life is pretty weird? Hahahahaa! Its so amusing how weird you find my life. :-D”
I’m just joking. I believe the weirder something is, the more exciting it is anyways!
Quote: “You could ask Spencer (GASP!).”
That would be pretty lame, and it doesn’t matter anyways.
Quote: “but my twin has for the past... 3 yrs?)”
Explain please.
Quote: “helpers? workers? volunteres? what are they called? *is clueless*”
They’re called group members. So I call them groupies.
Quote: “You are one of THOSE types of people.”
Well, maybe. jk jk. It’s actually because my brother talks a lot, and he talks even more to new people.
Quote: “so he'll act like he walked into it... its quite amusing. Do you do that as well?”
No. But my little brother used to not pay very much attention when he was walking around. He walked into walls all the time.
Quote: “Remind me to thank him. ;-) jk jk!!”
He was trying to “pretend” to punch me in the face. He just overcompensated our distance and walloped me right in the nose.
Quote: “Oh yeah... Spencer... I'll have some more ways to torture you shortly. Bye.”
YEAH!!!
Quote: “Lizzy says, "ITS SNOWING!!!!!! Use your strange transportation device so that I can have someone come play with me because Mary Beth ahem, won't play with me."
Right after I use my strange TELEPORTATION device to come play with Lizzy, I will then take her back with me to play in our snow! YAY!! Did I mention that I live on the side of a huge hill? Because I do. And there are lots of great places to go sledding! Well I’ve got to leave soon, tonight I’m going to church to listen to the Waddingtons (Family friends) play some awesome music. BYE!!
Quote: "Wow, you weren’t joking about the twin. “Hi Sarah Anne!” Which of you is older? Is she anything like you?"
Umm... I'll pass on the message when I see her again. I am older, thus having two younger sisters (yes, it does indeed count). Some people think we are just alike, that we look just alike (she's the one with the santa hat in our family picture) and other such things... and then there are the people who actually know us, and know we have common interests but different approaches. Like I'm the smarter, better looking, and more responsable of the two. ;-)
Quote: "I’m just joking. I believe the weirder something is, the more exciting it is anyways!"
Whew! Good. I was getting worried (and therefore asked Spencer if it was really weirding you out)
Quote: "“but my twin has for the past... 3 yrs?)”
Explain please."
Ummm... almost 3 years ago my twin tried to kill herself, she completely disconnected from the family, and since she is so sneaky and there are so many dangers around here for someone interested in harming themselves (90&91 yr old grandparents next door, tooons of medication, then the shop as well with all the knives and mashines, let alone the normal hazords in a house) so my parents put her in a farm, which turned out to be a cult and so she was taken out of there a year and a half ago and put in another place which is a ranch. And now is crazy about our family and wants to see us, which is why every family visit up till Christmas she felt like killing herself and cutting. :-P Like I said... I don't know how you can manage to live with ranch kids. But I guess its different when you're realted to one.
Quote: "They’re called group members. So I call them groupies."
hahaha, Nice. I think they're called something else at Big Creak.
Quote: "It’s actually because my brother talks a lot, and he talks even more to new people."
Likely story.
Quote: He walked into walls all the time.
hahahahahahahaha.
Quote: He was trying to “pretend” to punch me in the face. He just overcompensated our distance and walloped me right in the nose."
Like I said, remind me to thank him.
Quote: "Right after I use my strange TELEPORTATION device to come play with Lizzy, I will then take her back with me to play in our snow!"
Oh my gosh! She's going to freak! for joy for having a playmate, in fright for having you suddenly appear ESPECIALLY after the snow has turned into sluch! Guess you can take her back with you though... and I have never been sleeding in my entire life. I have thought that it would be cool too... but then also the realization of it being down hill has made me weary. I was tramatized as a young child and the fear of down + speed = a freaked out MB
Enjoy the music!
Quote: “Like I'm the smarter, better looking, and more responsible of the two. ;-)”
I’ll take that as a biased opinion and someday hear the other side. :-)
Quote: “(and therefore asked Spencer if it was really weirding you out)”
Did you really? That’s a laugh! You could be a purple alien with four heads and I’d still think you’re cool.
Quote: “Like I said... I don't know how you can manage to live with ranch kids. But I guess its different when you're related to one.”
It’s difficult at times to live with people with lots of problems. But God will help us plant the seeds that will grow into a love for Christ. It is definitely worth it. I pray that your sister is better.
Quote: “Like I said, remind me to thank him.”
I sometimes forget you have a sick sense of humor. :-)
Quote: “and I have never been sledding in my entire life.”
Huh? Say what? (This is the part where I sit in a jaw dropped stupor for a while.) So today when I was sledding I had a boy on my sled and we were racing two girls on the other sled. A second after the start-off push, the kid behind me fell off the sled and both the girls and my sled spun around and started to go down backwards. I was starting to loose control and I was only half on the sled. So to help stabilize myself (and slow the other team down) I grabbed the arm of the girl on the other sled. They started to loose control so I let go and they crashed. I crossed the finish line backwards for the WIN! YEAH! I like EXTREME sledding. I will push you out of control, I will push you off your sled on our way down the hill and then jump on your empty sled and I will climb up your back after I have just jumped on your sled. I speak from a lot of experience and all that happens on our way down the hill, NON- STOP.
Quote: “the fear of down + speed = a freaked out MB”
And I imagine the thought of me jumping on you and throwing you off your sled does not help.
Quote: “Enjoy the music!”
Thank you, I will. I don’t think I have told you this, I have a bright blue 70s leisure suit and I have made a video of me dancing to my music in it. IT IS AWESOME! If I ever get the chance to see you, I will have to show it to you. And I hope you enjoy whatever it is that you like to do.
Quote: “Like I'm the smarter, better looking, and more responsible of the two. ;-)”
I’ll take that as a biased opinion and someday hear the other side. :-)"
The only one that I actually believe is that I'm the more responsible of the two. I actually do have a story of that. Ok... we were at a Bible Memory Camp, and Phil Walker had a tape of John that we could listen to, but he only had one, so the quizzers there were going to pass it around during the week. WELL he was going to lone it to us first, but then he forgot to give it to us, so the next day in front of everyone he gave it to us, but he asked who was the more responsible of the two (me and my twin) and I knew I'd be in HUGE trouble if I raised my hand, so as I figured SA raised her hand. WELL after that particular session broke up she, in her responsibilty, gave me the tape to hang on to. And yes, that is a true story.
Quote: "Did you really?"
Yes, I did ask Spencer. But not in those exact words.
Quote: "That’s a laugh! You could be a purple alien with four heads and I’d still think you’re cool."
Awwwwww! I think, in a really weird way, I just got a compliment.
Quote: "I sometimes forget you have a sick sense of humor. :-)"
Dang you have a bad memory!
Quote: "And I imagine the thought of me jumping on you and throwing you off your sled does not help."
my turn to sit with my jaw agape. HOW'D YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING???????
Quote: "I don’t think I have told you this, I have a bright blue 70s leisure suit and I have made a video of me dancing to my music in it"
No, I don't think you've told me that before. And if you ever get a chance to see me.... I'd better not know who you are or else I'll be freaked out. SHEESH! YOU ARE CRAZY MAN! (and I mean that in the most loving way possible)
Ok, gotta go. Quiz meet tomorrow.
Quote: "Dang you have a bad memory!"
Ooooo she got you good! But she did give herself your insult in return, so I'll give it an 8(Scale: 1-10). Now if she had managed to somehow build off of yours but still pretty much say that you were wrong... that would have been a straight 10.
Quote: "Did you really?"
Yes, she did, but not in those words. As I recall the exact words were somewhat along the lines of, "I'm afraid I'm going to psychologically scar him for life or destroy his innocence or hurt his feelings really bad or something." My responce was the already-mentioned offer to pay for the medical bills if you ever got sent to a psychiatric ward because of her insults/taunts/sparring.
Quote: "I don’t think I have told you this, I have a bright blue 70s leisure suit and I have made a video of me dancing to my music in it." I didn't even know about it! Ooo story!
There was a guy at the impromptu youth retreat Ethan and I attended who brought a nice black dress shirt and a matching Fedora, and for our skit he did an absolutely beautiful slide-entry and then proceded to cure us all of Anustasia (that's right, anus-stasia) with a crazy case of Disco Fever. Oh, by the way, the telling symptoms of Anustasia are random, uncontrollable attacks of booty-dancing; even the cool kids are at risk!
Ask me later and I'll tell you the story behind that script (no pun intended). :D
Quote: "Quote: "Dang you have a bad memory!"
Ooooo she got you good! But she did give herself your insult in return, so I'll give it an 8(Scale: 1-10). Now if she had managed to somehow build off of yours but still pretty much say that you were wrong... that would have been a straight 10."
HUMPH! Now you have it coming Spencer!!!!!! "S" as in "stupid", "P" as in "redictiable", "E" as in "egoistical", "N" as in "nauseating", "C" as in "controlling", "E" as in "exasperating", "R" as in "repelling"!
Oh wait... ohhhhhh!!! AJ insulted me??? When??? When he said that he sometimes forgets I have a sick sense of humor?? That was an insult??? Really? :-O I thought that was a compliment!!! SHEESH!
Ok yeah... I hear that Mishaela and you were hinking. :-P HOW COULD YOU!! HOW'D SHE GET HER HANDS ON THE BOOK???? SHEESH! I think I know what it is. Behind my back the two of you conspired to change it to driving ME crazy. HUMPH! Well... I'll have to do something about that!
Ok... I'm in a weird mood. Quiz meet.. and missing out on chatting with some of the coolist people in the world.
Anyway... life continues. And my other team got 1st place at the quiz meet. :-D
Quote: “HUMPH! Now you have it coming Spencer!!!!!! "S" as in "stupid", "P" as in "predictiable", "E" as in "egoistical", "N" as in "nauseating", "C" as in "controlling", "E" as in "exasperating", "R" as in "repelling"!”
Wow! We’ll have to stick that in the book!
Quote: “That was an insult??? Really? :-O I thought that was a compliment!!! SHEESH!”
Spencer obviously doesn’t know what he is talking about and he needs to go back to sleep. HA!
Quote: “Ok... I'm in a weird mood. Quiz meet.. and missing out on chatting with some of the coolist people in the world.”
Wow! Now that’s a compliment. Even if it is a lie when you include Spencer. Ha ha! Good luck on your quiz meet!
Quote: “Anyway... life continues. And my other team got 1st place at the quiz meet. :-D”
YEAH!! All right!! Three cheers for Team Trillion!! Hip hip Hoorah! Hip hip Hoorah!! Hip hip… hold on! I don’t even know these people! Oh well. HOORAH!!!!!!
SUPER BOWL TOWORROW!! I want the Bears to win. But only because I really, really, really, really, really, really, re(abrupt stop) OK, you get the point, I don't like them. Have a wonderful day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give me a "U", U!
Give me a "P", P!!
Give me a "D", D!!!
Give me a "A", A!!!!
Give me a "T", T!!!!!
Give me a "E", E!!!!!!
WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT???? UPDATE?? why??? You are bored by them anyway... so why should I update?
Quote: "I want the Bears to win. But only because I really, really, really, really, really, really, re(abrupt stop) OK, you get the point, I don't like them."
Bears? Bears play football? :-O I didn't know they were that smart.
why do you want them to win? if you don't like them... I'm lost. Still.
Quote: "why do you want them to win? if you don't like them... I'm lost. Still."
I'm not a big bears fan. But it's the other team (the colts) that I really... don't like. Sorry I sort of worded that wrong before.
AND I WANT AN UPDATE!!! I'm tired of seeing that stinking "I normally don't play pranks but....". It'was OK for a little while, but now it's boring and it is putting out a stench that would kill a skunk! UPDATE!!!! Have someone else think up a topic for the update, like have Lizzy come up with something. I WANT SOMETHING EXCITING!!!! AWESOME! SPECTACULAR!! MAGNIFICENT!!!
U-P-D-A-T-E!!!!!!
U! P! D! A! T! E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you have a great time at church, and if you've already been to church by the time you have seen this than, "I hope you had a great time at church!"
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I think you get the point.
U-P-D-A-T-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just making sure you get it. You are kind of slow.
Good grief! Is it really the 4th? Man, time is just going by too fast...
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